I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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