We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
