whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
