Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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