You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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