google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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