PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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