i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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