i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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