I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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