Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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