Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You are the jesus of drinking
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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