I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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