The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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