I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize