please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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