from now on my penis is your penis
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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