Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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