Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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