That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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