sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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