Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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