we have officially lost it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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