I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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