Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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