JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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