you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
