Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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