Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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