How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize
