I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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