Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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