Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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