First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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