You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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