How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
