Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My nipple is on Facebook.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
