Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my poor anus
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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