She said her name was "party"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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