she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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