I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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