chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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