i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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