I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
high people should be assigned attendants
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Are my feet made of real feet?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My feet surprised me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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