we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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