I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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