Don't you send me to vm
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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