he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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