Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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