Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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