I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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