I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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