they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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